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♪ Humble folks
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♪ I'm goin' down
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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ People spouting,
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♪ I'm headin' on down
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♪ Gonna see
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♪ Come on down
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♪ And meet some friends
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Hey, fellas! Fellas!
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You wanna know what time
I woke up this morning?
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- What time?
- Around six-seven!
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all: Six-seven!
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Oh, hey, Annie. Ladies.
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Did you guys do your homework
last night?
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I tried to, but I got stuck on
problems six and seven!
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all: Six-seven!
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Hey, Eric!
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I know, Butters. I know.
Don't do it to me.
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It's too funny.
- But I just did a six-seven
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with Annie and Megan
at the same time!
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Yeah, five minutes ago
I snuck up on Wendy
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and totally six-seven'd
her from behind.
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- Wow!
- Hey, Scott.
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How's your diabetes, man?
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- My diabetes?
- Yeah, what's your A1C at?
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6.7.
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all: Six-seven!
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Oh, my God.
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So fucking funny.
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All right, everyone,
listen up.
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I've gotten a lot of reports
of disruptions in the classroom
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and some satanic numerology
shit going on.
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So I want to remind you this is
a Power Christian school,
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and I am
a Power Christian Principal,
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and we will be PC!
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So now I want you to hear
from someone
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who is the highest authority
on Biblical prophecies.
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This person is an absolute
expert on the end of days
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and the coming
of the Antichrist.
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Please welcome Mr. Pete Thiel.
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♪ Peter Thiel
knows about the Antichrist ♪
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♪ Peter Thiel knows about
the Antichrist ♪
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♪ I'm Peter Thiel and I know
about the Antichrist ♪
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♪ Let's learn about
the Antichrist today ♪
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♪ Today
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Hello, kids, I'm Peter Thiel,
and I'm here to talk to you
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about the Antichrist!
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OK, so first,
what is the Antichrist?
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The Antichrist is a newer,
more human form of Satan
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that will soon walk the Earth.
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We don't know how soon
it will walk the Earth,
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but it could be within
the next six to seven weeks.
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Six-seven!
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Uh, kay.
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Uh, you see,
Satan was a fallen angel
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and God punished him,
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and to make sure that Satan
could never have offspring,
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the Lord God did shrink
Satan's asshole
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to the size
of a tiny, little pinhole
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so nothing could ever penetrate
and ejaculate inside of it.
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So Satan could never
have a butt baby until
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along came Mr. Donald Trunp,
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whose penis is so teeny,
teeny tiny
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it could actually fit
in Satan's asshole.
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How small is
Donald Trump's penis?
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Somewhere between six and seven
centimeters.
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Six-seven!
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Hey, look, this is very
important, people.
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OK, the Antichrist is coming.
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The Bible refers to the eagle,
which refers to America,
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the fourth seal broken,
and hell coming to Earth.
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It's right here
in Revelations 6...
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six-seven.
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Six-seven!
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Good, and breathe in
through your nose.
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And out through your mouth.
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In--two, three four.
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And exhale--two, three, four.
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Good.
Let your shoulders soften.
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Let your jaw relax.
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Now gentle pressure on the hips
as your partner exhales.
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Good.
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This is so boring!
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How about you shut up
and do your job?
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Ah, come on, Satan!
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How about we just go home
and fuck?
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We haven't had sex in forever.
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That's because it's bad
for the baby.
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Yeah, but fuck the baby.
This is stupid!
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Did you just say
"fuck the baby"?
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Hey, relax, guy.
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I didn't mean like
really fuck the baby!
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No, you know what?
You can just go home.
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I'll finish this myself.
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You can go home
and jack off if you want.
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Perfect.
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اپلیکیشن های اختصاصی ویندوز, اندروید و مک سینمافریک, حرفه ای ترین اپ دانلود و تماشای آنلاین فیلم و سریال بدون سانسور
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Hello, boss!
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Ah! Shit!
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Good news, boss,
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we just shut down
another abortion clinic.
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Oh, yeah, great.
That's great.
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Yes, boss.
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You've made all the Christians
so happy.
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Of course, there is still
one more clinic
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that will still perform
abortions
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right here in town.
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- There is?
- Oh, yes.
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How unfortunate
that some babies
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will not be able to be born.
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As Christians, we can't allow
this to continue.
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Perhaps you should go speak
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with this abortion doctor
personally.
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Yeah. Yeah!
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Come on.
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PC Principal,
do you have a minute?
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Sure, Jesus.
What do you need?
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I'm starting to wonder
if I really fit in here.
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Course you fit in.
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This school's been a cesspool
of heathen left-wing
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little bitches, and only our
faith is gonna set them right.
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Could I ask exactly
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what branch of Christianity
are you?
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The kind that
loves his country
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and doesn't tolerate
any fucking fags.
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Yeah, see, I-I really think
I don't belong here.
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Look, I understand
it's a tough transition.
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You know,
the vice principal here
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had the same conflict as you,
but she's really come around.
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The vice principal?
Your wife?
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That's right.
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Can you send in Strong
Christian Woman, please?
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She was saying this wasn't
the place for her anymore,
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but just this last weekend,
she converted to Christianity.
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You wanted to see me?
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Yeah, Strong Christian Woman,
I was just telling Jesus
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here about our faith.
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Oh, yes, it's been
such a blessing.
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She converted on Saturday.
What do you think, huh?
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You ever seen a more Christian
chick in your fucking life?
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Never.
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Look,
I know it's a hard adjustment,
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but just stick with it,
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and you're gonna fit in here
just fine, Jesus.
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Everything go good at school
today, honey?
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Yep, yep. School was good.
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School was pretty good.
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Is everything OK, honey?
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Yeah. Everything's fine.
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It's fine.
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Mom? Uh, could I--
could I ask you something?
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Sure, Eric.
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Do you know, um--
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do you know on average,
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um, at what age kids
lose their baby teeth?
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Oh, I'm not sure, Eric.
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I guess usually around
six, seven?
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OK.
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Eric, what?
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No, nothing. Nothing.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I was just, uh--
I was just, um--
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I was just thinking about
your menstrual cycle.
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My menstrual cycle?
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Yeah, I was just wondering
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when you actual menstruate,
Mom.
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Like, roughly, how many days
does that last?
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Well, Eric,
it's usually around
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six to seven days
that a woman--
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Oh. Oh.
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Eric? Sweetie?
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Eric, what is going on?
This keeps happening.
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Mom, Mom,
you gotta tell me something.
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Of course, honey.
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Roughly how many nights--
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have I been throwing up
at dinner?
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I-I don't know, Eric.
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It's probably been
six or seven nights--
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Hey, Jesus,
get your stuff, man.
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We're going out for drinks.
- What?
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Look,
I know it's been hard for you
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trying to adjust here
and everything,
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so the wife and I were talking
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and we found
a nice Christian lady
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we're gonna set you up with.
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Oh, I don't think so.
Thanks, but--
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Oh, come on, man.
She's a really great woman,
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and she just converted
to Christianity.
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My wife met her at the same
place that she became Christian.
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So then I was like,
"You know what?
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I need a new direction
in my life.
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It's like I just got so sick of
everyone being such a pussy
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all the time,
and all this woke garbage
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and women trying to be men.
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So I just started reading
the Bible, you know?
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I mean, I didn't actually
read the Bible,
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but I listened to
a lot of podcasts.
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And once I went through
my transition, I was like,
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"This is great,"
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only now, guys are always
checking out my Christianity.
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Sorry,
could you all excuse me?
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I need to go to the bathroom.
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Sure thing, Jesus.
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He seems nice.
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Miss Davidson?
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Miss Coco Slutty Davidson?
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Oh, yeah, that's me!
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I'm Coco Slutty Davidson.
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I'm just here
to get an abortion.
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The doctor's right in here...
ma'am.
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Hey, doc!
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All right, listen,
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I need you to perform an
abortion, but it's not for me.
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It's for my partner.
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And you can't tell anyone,
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not even my partner.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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Well, you're gonna come
with me, see,
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and we're gonna sneak
into my house,
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and you're gonna suck that thing
out while everyone's asleep.
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You house wouldn't happen
to be white, would it?
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Hey! How do you know that?
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Look, Mr. President,
I've seen the news.
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If you got Satan pregnant,
that's your responsibility.
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Well, it's your
responsibility now!
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Or else I'll sue you,
how about that?
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Even if I wanted
to help you, sir,
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I have no idea
how to perform an abortion
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on the offspring of Satan.
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To do that, you'd need some kind
of expert on the Antichrist.
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♪ Peter Thiel knows
about the Antichrist ♪
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♪ Peter Thiel knows
about the Antichrist ♪
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♪ I'm Peter Thiel and I know
about the Antichrist ♪
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All right, listen,
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you people have a very serious
problem here.
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Your students appear to be in
some kind of cult
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involving the numbers six
and seven.
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All right,
so what should we do?
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I'm going to need access to
all your school's private data--
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school records, health records,
and of course,
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all security cameras.
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Oh, no, look,
I don't think we need it--
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Is this really
what we've come to?
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Freely handing people's
personal data over
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to some tech billionaire
preaching shit about the Bible?
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You got a problem with Jesus, bro?
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Come on, man, you became a
Christian like three months ago.
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Yeah,
I've got fucking faith, dude!
253
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What do you have,
you little bitch?
254
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,159
You wanna throw down, bro?
255
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,813
OK, hey, hey, hey--
256
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You wanna see what it feels
like to talk shit
257
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,250
about Christians, dude?
258
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,166
I'll kick your heathen ass,
bro!
259
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,226
All right, just try
to be still, Eric.
260
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Doctor,
could I ask a question?
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Of course.
262
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About how long--
263
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,102
do you need me to be still?
264
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,973
Just about ten seconds, Eric.
265
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:54,931
OK.
266
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So how long now?
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Just another six, seven
seconds, Eric--
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Cartman,
but we can't pinpoint
269
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the source of his illness.
270
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:17,214
If he continues to vomit
this much daily,
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I'm afraid it could be
life threatening.
272
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But, doctor,
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if I'm not able
to keep any food down,
274
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roughly how long would it take--
275
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roughly how long would it take
for the human body to die?
276
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,012
Eric, I'm gonna be very honest
with you.
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Without sufficient nutrients,
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the body shuts down
after six to seven weeks.
279
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Excuse me, that's my computer.
280
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,202
Yes. And your computer
has all the personal data
281
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,031
of the students here.
- It's OK, Jesus,
282
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,510
Peter Thiel knows
what he's doing.
283
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,512
I've downloaded all
the students' information
284
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:57,254
and loaded them into an
AI face detection program
285
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,648
so the school's security cameras
can watch their every move.
286
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Now look.
287
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,521
Two students passing each other
in the hallway.
288
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They give each other the sign--
six, seven.
289
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,918
Exactly 67 seconds later,
290
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:12,182
this odd parka-wearing child
makes the same gesture.
291
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,705
And then
inside the girls bathroom,
292
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two girls doing the same thing.
293
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,538
Wait, why is there a camera
inside the girls bathroom?
294
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To stop the Antichrist.
295
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,195
Now I'm following the lead
on this girl here.
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00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:28,502
She went home
to 67 Mala Vista Drive.
297
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,331
Going through her family's
medical records,
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I found that her father has
testicular cancer
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and 67 days ago,
had one testicle removed.
300
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,514
That really feels like
none of our business.
301
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,167
I don't know how
I'm supposed to work
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00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,518
with Nosy Nancy peering over
my shoulder all the time.
303
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,085
Jesus, let's you and me
have a quick chin wiggle
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out in the hall.
305
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,313
I'm getting close.
306
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,360
I almost have the key
to stop it from happening.
307
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,537
We are running out of time,
Mr. Thiel.
308
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,974
The Antichrist is coming.
309
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:10,283
Satan is shopping for
baby strollers as we speak.
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If I'm going to learn
what these numbers mean,
311
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,333
I'm going to need access to
every government database.
312
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You will have it, Mr. Thiel.
313
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,511
Nothing is more important
than making sure
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00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:24,906
this baby is not born.
315
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,481
Look, man, I know it's tough,
316
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,525
but you gotta understand
that drastic times
317
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,006
call for drastic measures.
318
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:41,706
I just don't feel good about
treating people this way.
319
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,492
I think the most important thing
still has to be loving
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00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,145
and respecting each other.
321
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,149
All right, man,
I need to ask you something
322
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,282
and I need you
to tell me the truth.
323
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,415
Are you a fag?
324
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,069
No. That has nothing to do
with it. It just--
325
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,765
Are you fucking sure?
326
00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:00,463
I'm just trying to say that
I'm really confused right now.
327
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,161
OK, but confused like you
don't know if you're attracted
328
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,814
to dudes, or like what?
329
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:07,993
Like how we can just change
everything about who we are.
330
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,559
I think you still
just don't understand
331
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,172
what Christians today
are about.
332
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:17,090
Come on. There's someone I think
you should talk to.
333
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,613
Oh, yes, the Antichrist!
334
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,441
I've listened to a lot
of podcasts about that.
335
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,834
Everyone keeps saying
how the Antichrist is coming,
336
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,401
but I'm like "He already did!
337
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:28,056
I was married to him in 2018!"
338
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,016
But seriously, if he saw
how Christian I was now,
339
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,930
he'd probably shit his pants.
340
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,671
Don't be jealous.
341
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,456
He's so funny.
342
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,817
Hey.
343
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,950
Hey, Satan.
344
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,919
- Hello, boss.
- Ah! Fuck! Shit!
345
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,659
Oh, sorry, boss.
346
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,835
I did not know
Satan was sleeping.
347
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,793
Yeah, that's all he ever does
anymore.
348
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,535
Poor boss.
349
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,147
If you're going to jack off,
shall I fetch your cum rag?
350
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,931
Hey! I wasn't jacking off!
351
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:16,975
Sure thing, boss.
352
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,803
I'll go get your cum rag.
353
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,681
What is taking you so long?
354
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,683
I'm very close to finding
the secret of the numbers.
355
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,641
I've narrowed it down
to one little boy
356
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,469
who seems more possessed
than the others.
357
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,950
Then deal with him,
358
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,082
and keep it quiet.
359
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,694
Nobody can know
that we are working together.
360
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,521
When I become president,
361
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:45,265
I will give you full access
to everyone's data.
362
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,528
I've already spoken
with the mother,
363
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:51,053
and I'm on my way now
to face the child.
364
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,545
♪ Peter Thiel knows
about the Antichrist ♪
365
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,591
♪ Peter Thiel knows
about the Antichrist ♪
366
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:13,944
♪ I'm Peter Thiel and I know
about the Antichrist ♪
367
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,816
♪ Let's deal with
the Antichrist today ♪
368
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,558
♪ Today
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00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,298
Is your son home?
370
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,517
Yes, Mr. Thiel.
371
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:25,000
He's right upstairs.
372
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:45,368
Eric, I'm Peter Thiel.
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00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,718
I'm here to help our country.
374
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,328
Uh, OK.
375
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:52,462
I came to see you...
376
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:55,161
in an Uber, Eric.
377
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,906
Would you like to know how
long it took me to get here?
378
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,300
How long?
379
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,389
It took...
380
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,869
around six or seven minutes.
I'm not really--
381
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,136
No way! No way!
382
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,273
You know, they're all just
a bunch of libtards anyways.
383
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,535
I know what's up.
I listen to podcasts.
384
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,537
You wanna know who I think
the Antichrist is?
385
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,061
Greta Thunberg.
386
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,237
With her stupid haircut
and her dumb bangs.
387
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,544
Someone should yank out
whatever's up her ass.
388
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:33,546
I can't.
389
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,679
I just can't!
390
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,166
Everything all right, bud?
391
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,646
No, everything's
not all right!
392
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,604
I don't know what
I'm doing here!
393
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:50,258
You're trying to get with
the program, bro!
394
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,130
Peggy Rockbottom is
a hot Christian girl,
395
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,045
now stop acting gay!
396
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,612
Look, I don't know what
you think Christianity is,
397
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,180
but it has nothing to do
with that.
398
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,703
What are you saying?
399
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,837
I'm saying that you
and a lot of other people
400
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,795
seem to have a very warped sense
of what Christianity is.
401
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,450
Are you questioning my faith?
402
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,364
You wanna fucking go?
403
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,671
No, I don't want
to fucking go.
404
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,152
- You got a problem, bro?
- No, I don't have a problem.
405
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,023
You actually have a problem.
406
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,547
You need a way to bully people
407
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,200
and you're using the Bible
to do it.
408
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:24,511
You like that?
Yeah! You want some more?
409
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,297
I'm not gonna fight you!
410
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,779
Damn right you won't, 'cause
you're a gay little pussy!
411
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,304
Yeah, don't come back!
412
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,698
You're gonna get some more,
bitch!
413
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,354
Tell me what it means!
414
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,879
The Lord labored six days
415
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,447
and on the seventh, He rested!
416
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:53,017
You will tell me
the significance!
417
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,674
There's nothing more
I can do here.
418
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,633
I have to take him
to Washington D.C.
419
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:04,072
Washington?
Oh, no, he can't travel now.
420
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,899
He's very sick.
421
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:09,904
Your son is the key to saving
our country, Ms. Cartman.
422
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,906
Everything we hold dear
could end.
423
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:15,301
We have to unlock the secrets
he holds,
424
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:18,695
no matter what it takes.
425
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:30,533
♪ Sister Christian,
oh, the time has come ♪
426
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:34,842
♪ And you know
that you're the only one ♪
427
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:38,976
♪ To say "OK" ♪
428
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:46,766
♪ Where you going?
What you looking for? ♪
429
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:51,075
♪ You know those boys don't
wanna play no more ♪
430
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,512
♪ With you ♪
431
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:56,080
♪ It's true
432
00:20:57,580 --> 00:21:05,580
اپلیکیشن های اختصاصی ویندوز, اندروید و مک سینمافریک, حرفه ای ترین اپ دانلود و تماشای آنلاین فیلم و سریال بدون سانسور
433
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:10,443
♪ You're motorin' ♪
434
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:15,751
♪ What's your price
for flight? ♪
435
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:21,105
♪ In finding Mr. Right
436
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:24,717
♪ You'll be all right tonight ♪
437
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,765
Fuck yeah, Jesus!
438
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,767
♪ You're motorin'
439
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:36,991
♪ What's your price
for flight? ♪
440
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,385
♪ In finding Mr. Right? ♪
441
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,256
Let's fucking go, bro!
442
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:45,738
Yes, baby! Yes!
443
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:48,611
♪ Tonight